Awesome. but funny songs

topic for funny, but awesome songs.

This one is called, "Re Your Brains"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6vnM9I7HIo

Still Alive was the ending song for Portal, so here you go:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

There are lyrics, but you will have to find them

lyrics for Creepy Doll:


In the town
In the woods
on the top of a hill
there's a house
where no one lives

so you take a big bag of your big city money there
and buy it

But at night
when the house is dark
and you're all alone
there's a noise upstairs

At the top of the stairs
there's a door
and you take a deep breath
and try it

And the flashlight
shows you
something moving
just inside the door

There's a tattered dress
and a feeling you've felt somewhere before...

And there's a creepy doll
that always follows you
Its got a ruined eye
Its always open

And there's a creepy doll
that always follows you
Its got a pretty mouth
to swallow you whole

So you scream
and you close the door
and you tell yourself
it was just a dream

In the morning
you head into town
'cause you want to go
antiquing

In the store
there's a strange old man
with a wandering eye
and a withered hand

When he hands you
the old wooden box
you can hear his old bones creaking

And you know what you will
find inside the moment that you see

That someone's carved your name
into the tarnished sliver key

And there's a creepy doll
that always follows you
Its got a ruined eye
Its always open

And there's a creepy doll
that always follows you
Its got a pretty mouth
to swallow you whole

And when you come home late
the doll is up for you
and when you fix a snack
the say it would one too

The doll is in your house
and in your room
and in your bed

The doll is in your eyes
and in your arms
and your head
and you are crazy

Now its late and you
head downstairs
cause you just can't sleep
so you make some tea
and the doll
disapprovingly
asks if you really need that much honey

You decide that you've had enough
and you lock the doll in the wooden box

You put the box
in the fireplace
right next to your bag
of big city money

As the smoke fills up the tiny room
there's nothing you can do
And far too late
as you see the one inside the box is you


And there's a creepy doll
that always follows you
Its got a ruined eye
Its always open

And there's a creepy doll
that always follows you
Its got a pretty mouth
to swallow you whole





Now some funny stuff(and comments)

When the doll
disapprovingly
asks if you really need that much honey

Yes I really need that much FUCKING honey.

Here are the lyrics for Still Alive:

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science
We do what me must
because
we can

For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead
but there'sno sense crying over every mistake
________________________________________
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake I
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Well the science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people that are Still Alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
and tore me to pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt
because I was so happy for you

Now these point data
make a beautiful line
and we're out of beta
we're releasing on time

So I'm GlaD I got burned
think of all ther things we learned
for the people who are
Still Alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stick inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe BLACK MESA
That was a joke HAHA FAT CHANCE
Anyway this cake is great it's so deliciousand moist
look at me still talking when there's science to do

When I out there, it make me GlaD I'm not you
I've got experiment to run
There is research to be done
on the people that are Still Alive

PS. Believe me, I am Still Alive

PPS:I'm doing science and I'm Still Alive

PPPS: I feel fantastic and I'm Still Alive

FINAL THOUGHT:

While you're dying, I'll be Still Alive

FINAL THOUGHT PS:

And when you're dead I will be Still Alive

Still Alive

Still Alive

Funny things about this song:

The cake parts (part 1 she wants the cake, and part 2 where she devours it)

She is talking about the Portal Creation Device (PCD) and you make a neat gun

Even though you broke my heart and killed me
and tore me to pieces
and threw every piece into a fire: The final fight

Every GlaD part was GlaDos' name.

Black Mesa part was actually Half-life, because they were made by the same company,Valve.